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The funny shit that happens, all written by Mr FunGuy

• Killed * in a freak Bowling accident

• dropped a penny off the empire state building, I guess * was standing in the right spot at the wrong time!

• was running away from a loud noise, * stuck out their leg and tripped them

• won the shuffle pot with .1 SOL! Too bad * put in 100

• used a rubber mallet to bludgeon * to death

• tried to poison *’s drink but mixed things up and drank their own poison

• used their sexiness to kill *

• was a dick, so * banned them

• Tried to scam * but instead got aids and died

• hit * over the head with a frying pan

• cut the rope that dropped a light fixture on *…. Snicker snicker

• used their 20 years of jujitsu to destroy *

• shot a cannon ball, taking off *’s head

• ate *’s brains

• got cat-fished by *

• won the showcase prize over * on the price is right

• bit * in the neck, causing them to bleed out and die. 1 zombie turns into 2

• went on a sexy first date with *, who turned out to be a vampire looking to feed Using a very long stick, * piked out *’s eyes At some point, * got sick of *’s long winded story, took out their samurai sword and chopped * in half

• tried to break into *’s house, but got eaten alive by a bear that was strolling through the neighborhood *’s pet bear ate *

• sold * their rugged nft for 20 sol

• skipped a rock across the lake as hard as they could, accidentally hitting * in the head while paddling a canoe, knocking him out causing him to drown

• ate a poised blueberry muffin actually ment for *

• tried jumping over * with his pickup truck. Shit don’t work like that and the mfer got ran over

• and * were racing bikes till the went around a turn overlooking a cliff and * kicked * over it

• built a mind eraser gun, and fried *’s brain with it! Muahahaahahaha!

• punched straight through a wall and also through *’s head, leaning against it

• ripped * in half with his bare hands… WTF

• used a pillow to smother * in their sleep

• lobbed grenade over the wall at *, they pulled the pin and threw it back

• tried to shoot * in the face, but the gun backfired In true Viking fashion, * took a battleaxe to *’s head

• got brutalized by *… looks like SOMEONE went into RAGE mode!

• dropped * into a shark pit! Holy hell!!! Those sharks have freaking LAZERS attached to their heads!

• tried to chase down * with a knife, but got eaten by a dinosaur

• rammed an entire rolling pin up *’s ass

• impaled * with a rusty javelin

• lopped of *’s head with a rubber chicken

• used their punching fist to give *’s face a hug

• used the force to kill *

• hired a whole team of assassins to murder tf outta *

Death

• partied with his frens all night, but missed his alarm for that 7am mint!!

• Bought the peak and sold the dip… opps!

• tripped and fell on his Solana Saga, busting it into pieces

• spent their last sol on a mint this morning, the discord just got deleted along with the twitter

• followed some guy named Frank into a dark alley

• didn’t reply with a GM

• Tried to use their sexiness to get a free mint, but got Rejected

• and * got into a fight and they killed each other

• didn’t look both ways when they crossed the street

• Faded the Rejected y00ts *’s community turned down their invitation to join the Clubhouse

• sold their $RJCTD before utilities went live

• floored their entire collection

• tried to post a scam link but got auto-banned

• invested in a hyped project without dyor and got rugged 5 mins after dropping 20 SOL sweeping floors

• fudded their own bags like a dummy

• got liquidated in margin trading… RIP fam

• clicked a super sus link in discord and 5 mins later their phone notifications blew up with transfer pings as their wallet got drained

• tried to open a ticket offering chat services and got banned

• was running with scissors like a dumbass, fell and got stabbed through the eyes into the brain. They dead

• sold all their rejects on the dip

• likes to smell farts… Don’t tell anyone

• tried to beat * in a hotdog eating competition, they both died from too many wieners

• tried to start a new project after their last rug but got called out publicly and had to leave web3

• ate too much acid at a music festival and got lost in the woods talking to rocks

• stepped on a rusty nail and died from tetanus

• ate a poisoned sandwich

• ate too much acid and tried to fly off of a magical unicorn… Too bad it was a cliff

• died of sclerosis

• got aids from sex with livestock… sick mfer!

• tried to have bathtub sex with a toaster… while plugged in

• tried to win a hotdog eating contest, but died from too many wieners

• urinated into a river and caught a Candiru up their peephole

• pissed off Dyane Johnson and got beat to death

• both smelt it AND delt it!

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• is a GM warrior <3

• found a sandwich… they ate it

• stayed up late to mint that new hyped project they’ve been following

• Joined the server

• and * are now BFFs

• fell in love with death metal last week

• Just bought their first Rejected y00t!

• swept 20 Rejects! LFG bro!!!

• has been a diamond hand since day 1 <3 we love your support!

• supports builders

• found a nice spot on the beach to enjoy their day

• got a nice little revshare payout from the Clubhouse platform!

• woke up and had an awesome day!

• got a new puppy! Sooo cute

• made sure to touch some grass today

• made sure to smoke some grass today

• spent some good time on DYOR before buying their next project

• found the best sushi restaurant today at lunch! Hells yeah!

• loves lamp

• went to their first music festival and had a blast!

• enjoyed a nice stroll through the woods

• found a bag of weed on the ground and smoked it!

Revive:

• checked one of his old minting wallets and found 20 Rejected y00ts! Back in the Game!

• was revived by the blockchain gods

• was Rejected by Frank, but found his Rejected y00ts fam <3 *, *, *, *, and * all stumbled into the Rejected server! Welcome fam!

• built up a ton of good Karma irl and was revived